Without you, this group would beadrift.

Lost to a world of soccer practice and honey-do lists.

There’d be no golf trips, bachelor parties, or annual hog roasts.

And sure-as-shit no beer league teams. 

This company is for you. You're the idea man.

You make the locker room fun.

You bring the backup-backup case of beer on Tuesday nights — Wednesday morning staff meetings be damned.​ 

You thrive on enthusiasm. 

And you are going to set your team up with the best damn uni's in the league. 

Somebody’s got to lead this bunch of idiots.

So here's to you, you elegant bastard.

Because you're the Glue Guy.